Robert Walker (Donut)
Inebriati Job
Founder / Labelmaster / Creative Consultant / All Purpose Guy
My Background
Raised in a family that carried itself like a circus troupe, Rob owes his taste in beer to his combined German, Polish, English, Scottish, Irish, Gypsy heritage. This also makes him his worst enemy and he may, in fact, be forced to invade himself. One of the three founders of Hentai-brau, he landed the gig of Labelmaster by virtue of the fact that he’s the only one who knows how to run Photoshop. Shiftless and inherently lazy, he’s more of a compositor than a real artist, but he more than makes up for that with his inspirational hedonism. Blessed with a hellacious sweet tooth that would put Augustus Gloop to shame, he earned the nickname “That Donut Guy” when he showed up unannounced at a group event with a box of donuts. His wanderlust leads him to do a lot of odd jobs around here with the Mystic Brewers. Besides working behind the scenes at The Inebriati and Hentai Brau, he also co-writes The Nostalgia Critic and various sketches for thatguywiththeglasses.com. He also works at a chiropractor’s office because society demands he gets a real job.
Favorite Styles of Beer
- Lambics and Fruit Beers
- Belgian Abbey Ales
- Stouts
- Schwarzbiers
- Marzens
- Dunkel Weissens
- Hefeweissens
- Bock beers.
Favorite Beers
- Klosterbrauerei Neuzelle's Black Abbot
- HofBrauhaus Mai Bock
- Cantillion Kriek
- Duchess de Bourgogne
- Dark Lord Imperial Stout
- Bell’s Double Cream Stout
- Southern Tier Chocolate
- Schneider-Weisse Aventinus
- Eggenberg Samichlaus
- Sam Adams Winter Pack
- Buffalo Bill Pumpkin Ale
- New Glaurus Cherry
- Anything by Dogfish Head that’s not an IPA
- Guinness (like the color black, it goes with everything)
Basic Rules of Thumb
“The maltier, the darker, the fruitier, the weirder… the better! The IPAs, the pilsners, the lagers… are lackluster.”
Quotes
- “When do we drink it?”
- “Life’s too short to waste on bad beer.”
- “I subscribe to three basic food groups: Beer, Anime, and Donuts.”
