Inebriati Job

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My Background

I'm a Scorpio with B.A.'s in History and History of Art. My day job is an administrative assistant position. I first discovered beer at the ripe age of three when I found a cup of IC Lite at one of my parent's parties, and mistaking it for Sprite, I drank a sip. Gross!  I held the opinion that beer was nasty right up until my junior year of college when I turned 21 and discovered all that East Lansing bars had to offer. I started with the local classics: Labatt and Blue Moon. I tasted a few others and slowly came around. And then, one day, I met the love of my life.

It was Memorial Day, 2004. I was living at a summer sublet house with a chef and a nice girl whose name escapes me. The chef was throwing a massive party. Homemade wings, soaked watermelon, fresh fruit, the works. And the icing on the cake? A half-barrel keg of Bell's Oberon and a sack of navel oranges. One sip and I was in love. I left behind cocktails (with the exception of the occasional tryst) at that moment. If I could marry a beer, then I would have proposed right then and there.

Favorite Brews

1. Bell's Oberon
2. Dogfish Head Fort
3. Goose Island Juliet
4. Southern Tier Choklat
5. Southern Tier Iniquity
6. Bell's Poolside
7. New Holland Dragons Milk
8. New Holland Black Tulip.

Guilty Pleasures

Labatt Blue and Iron City in aluminum bottles

Quotes

• "Yes, but how does it pair with bacon?"
• "This beer tastes like charcoal! I bet it would pair well with Vosges d'Olivia chocolate bar."
• "Can we not put coffee in this one, please?"