Inebriati Job

Perhaps best known for his ability to survive a zompocalypse by eating weeds, Greg is the unofficial, Inebriati instrument of mass confusion. He is largely responsible for the inclusion of fruits, herbs and spices into our sundry beer formulations. A chemist by profession and a plant geek by training, Greg has driven the Inebriati onward towards stranger and stranger concoctions in the name of pure curiosity.

Besides being too curious for his own good, Greg also has the supernatural ability to sense banana notes in any beer, from as far away a mile and a half. He somehow managed to get some training in fragrance perception or something, which makes his beer reviews sort of pretentious and completely insufferable. Let’s be honest, here, The Inebriati really mainly keeps him around because he’s the only one who remembers the secret handshake.

If you’re thinking that Greg sounds like a pretty righteous dude, just remember -- that’s what the Inebriati want you to think...

...or do they? Fnord

Wait, do they? I’m not sure any more. Is this long enough yet?

My Background

(Classified)

Favorite Brews

(En Route)

Quotes

• “I’m picking up... Banana Notes."
• "You know that's edible.  You can eat that. I'm pretty sure. Just ignore the fact that I poisoned myself once.”
• “Dammit, why does everything I love want to kill me?”
• “It’s most likely the doing of the communists.”
• “So what we've learned is the secret to making really good beer is blood, scorched earth, and TV sacrifice."